He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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