Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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