I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
The air taste purple.
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