It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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