He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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