I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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