She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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