I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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