White coat. Heels.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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