just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Come on in and take your pants off
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