My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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