I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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