so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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