Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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