dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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