I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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