He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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