Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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