I must be too annoying 4 u.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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