i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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