Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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