I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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