Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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