i don't like sucking hair
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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