we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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