no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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