Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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