ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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