But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No stitches, just platelets and will power
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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