Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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