Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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