Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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