a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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