we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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