that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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