Taylor Swift is so right about you.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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