For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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