Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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