Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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