Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I told you penises don't tan
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low