I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is the high leading the old right now
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.