my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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