Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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