Will you blow on my dice?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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