I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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