Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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