when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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