it's too hot outside to masturbate.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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