woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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