What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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