i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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